This one might be a tear jerker so…
- Maria: Oh no!
- Me: Expelliarmus!
- Maria: Wingardium Leviosa!
- Me: It's not working...
- Maria: AVADA KEDAVRA!
Watching a great couple fall apart for no logical reason makes me really appreciate single life.
That awkward moment when you have a halfway decent day at work but then you come home to your entire family in a shit mood and their shit mood just permeates your nice day until you’re in a funk and have no where to get away and you forget how to use punctuation.
Distance-wise I think I’m ready for the Tough Mudder. Regarding my upper body…I’m still lame. I hurt my right wrist a couple years ago and it didn’t really heal right so even a few push ups really aggravate it. I bought KT tape and plan to use it…once I find the initiative to Google how to use it properly.
Side note. Maria is setting me up on a blind date with a guy she knew in high school. He seems like a nice and funny guy, but I can’t help but see a striking facial-resemblance to my gay friend from high school. I have a strange feeling I’m going to be thinking of her the entire time we’re out.